Windchime/Barcode
As the wind blows, you may freely enjoy the relaxing sounds of the windchime (pine).
As the wind falls, you are deprived of their calming presence.
Fortunately, when they settle, the chimes form a barcode which can be scanned with a barcode reader (currently down for maintenance) on your personal telephone .
This will provide you with a unique online retail opportunity to purchase a recording of this very windchime (or hear a free sample).
This will serve to tide you over until the resumption of the wind, and the harmonious tinkling you crave.